” And they would say, “We’re not sweating. We are in the shower!” So I said, “Okay then why is your hair wet? You haven’t showered or washed your hair. That means you were in the pool without bathing suits on. Why didn’t you bring any bathing suits? Oh but wait a minute…those are dead bodies with their entrails hanging out here! This doesn’t look good to me at all!!!”
I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny when people have sex behind my back while I’m trying to read my book… But if so… Well, maybe its time for another trip to Borders!