How To Stop Your Butt From Sweating?

I think the answer is, “Stop sweating.” Or, “Lower your body temperature.” But I don’t know which one of those two options to use because only a few people have ever asked me this question and they all seem pretty nice so I don’t want to hurt their feelings by telling them they should stop sweating or lower their body temperature. So instead of answering that question directly, I just tell them how bad BO smells and then everyone laughs at me while agreeing on my existentialism. Not sure if that was very helpful but it seemed like a good way for me to start off today…

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